I am a woman - a man-made computer.

Please use me whenever you wish, but read the signs:
(HANDLE WITH CARE)
I’m sorry for the trouble, but I have feelings. They are a complex designed by man, and in me it’s built-in.

Tell me to run, and I’ll run for you.
So run to me.

Let’s compromise.
Kiss me. That’s the single most powerful art of negotiation.
Keep It Simply Silly.

I hope you have a good time.

Now before you shut me down, thank you for listening to me.
Good luck on fixing other computers out there.