“The TelePrompTer is something fairly easy to master, but most first-time users forget that they, and not the operator, are setting the pace of the read. Remember, the TelePrompTer operator should always follow your pace!” - Michelle McCoy

In about 5 seconds, I’m going to perform something impromptu. Because that’s my specialty.

It’s flash-y. It’s my reason why I’m “shown” on the telly, right? It’s my job.

“How may I help you?” says a pop-up message suddenly.

I’m telling the prompter, that means you, something you want to know. But you don’t know what you want to know, so I don’t know what to telly-prompt you.

I am just on prompt, telling you a story in 5 seconds.

Now go face your bathroom mirror and countdown, live, in 5…

4… 3…

2…

1… … …

…

“It seems that we are having some technical difficulties.”

Sorry, this is my first time using you. I understand why you were unable to show me on prompt.

zzzzzzzzz

I am just some guy who’s on YouTube, broadcasting myself, hitting the pop-up option “Close”.