Merlin’s beard! Nobody mentioned that the Hogwarts castle has a crystal ball stored somewhere within the school grounds.
I overheard Ron and Harry synergized with other Gryffindor members their spontaneous plan to find this particular ball. They are mainly using the Room of Requirement. Legend has it that the ball is the key portal to unleash a Pegasus that can fly across our fabled world into the real one we’re now at.
I saw Hermione’s parents, those poor Muggles, on the building’s elevator earlier. They were going up, stuffing chunks of human hair into a wardrobe stored on the 13th floor. I know our office is full of fabulous people, but I suspect one of you is Medusa.
Isn’t that right? You give away your fake little hair pieces and turn them into the Pegasus’ wings, didn’t you?
Stop speaking in Parseltongue! Now pass me the ball so that we can return to our world, or I’ll -
“Avra Kadavra!”
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For fellow Harry Potter fans 
